I finally fucking got it. I would say sorry for the bikini headstands but I don’t say things I don’t mean.
Further proof that this dog is actually really a horse.
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.
MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.
And my bow.
and my axe.
and my mastery over the dark arts and manifestations of the Chaos Plane.
"You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure."
John Berger Ways of Seeing
#it’s okay to follow creepshots but when a celebrity’s nudes are leaked she’s a slut #it’s perfectly normal to watch objectifying porn but when a woman decides to film herself having sex she’s a whore #it’s alright for you to harass women on the street but when they approach you first it’s arrogance #it’s cool for you to fantasize about a woman who’s out of your league but when a woman you deem unattractive likes you you’re disgusted #no don’t worry you can make female bodies public property but when they discuss your masturbation habits you can be offended
YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER
if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i
SESAME STREET I SWEAR TO GOD
Ha! I actually remember this bit!
My life is very photogenic right now pt. 5my headstand guru @thingslikestuff
Lucy Flores was born into an impoverished family of 13 children, abandoned by her mother in grade school, fell into a gang, was sentenced to youth prison, and dropped out of high school. Now, she’s a lawyer and legislator, and currently running for Lieutenant Governor of Nevada.
“There are Lucys in every town across this state. That’s why my focus is on making sure that this is a state that works for every Nevadan, not just the privileged few.”
Do it for the hood kidz 💕
Please lord nevada needs more smart ppl
AHHHH THIS IS COOL!!!