Hats are my favorite.
Basting forever.
I am in ecstasy.
There’s even bernaise. Made with a kitchen aid whisk. I understand your jealousy.
Tumblr meet dinner. A 30 day dry aged rib eye.
I need to change my underwear.
And this is how you win monopoly. My sister is $4000 in debt to me. Hotels for days.
Storm of Swords, pg. 704
WHAT IN THE GOOD LORD OF ALL THAT IS HOLY JUST HAPPENED. WHAT. WHAT. I AM BEYOND LIVID. I don’t even want to read anymore.
Today’s excitement brought to you by the fact that my hair is so long it now touches my boobs. And to demonstrate this, I’m cupping my own breasts.
Happy Wednesday!
Apparently a spaghetti calzone like thing exists in the world, and I’m going to make it on my next day off.
(Source: orangedrinks, via burwell)
My sister is the creepiest of creeps.
sneaky sneaky.
