December 2009
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A Good Omen for 2010
heidigarvin:
I finally managed to get my ex-boyfriend’s cat’s poop out of a white shirt of mine. I think there’s a symbolic meaning in there.
I think this is quite possibly the best sign that 2010 will be good that i have ever heard.
i laughed really hard.
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HEY GUYS
remember yesterday when i said i was crazy because i picked a lumberjack plaid shirt to wear to the bar because i wanted to make out with someone?
guess i wasn’t so crazy after all.
ladies take note: lumberjack plaid and taking double shots of jameson make you look highly attractive* to men.
*by attractive, i probably mean easy.but you know. beggars can’t be choosers
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I am annoyed with the male population.
(via caitlinsofficehours)
"Labyrinth is available for instant viewing!"
OH REALLY?!
AM I EXCITED?
THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES.
HELL YES.
special thanks to mikey p. for reminding me about it.
Dear Netflix,
I’m a new user.
I joined, and was almost instantly disappointed that you did not have Pretty Woman available for instant viewing.
And then tonight, i find out you don’t have Harry Potter for instant viewing either.
But then, out of the corner of my eye, I see: THe Chronicles of Narnia, Wall-e, and The Never Ending Story. All of which I can watch RIGHT NOW.
You have redeemed...
im sick.
jinxlovesmax:
i woke up all sick with a cold. but look at this shit. ”ibdid this moening. i ewwill tomorow. im foin ti ved”
me, on a laptop, falling asleep, means discovery of new languages!
i’m pretty sure i was the recipient of this message.
i laughed pretty hard.
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“Thank you for reminding me I’m not special. You don’t even see what you do to...”
– Luisa Contini, Nine (via kittivanilli)
oh, well, this hits close to home.
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“SHES JUST PLUS SIZED. GOD. PRINCESSES ARENT FAT. …OR UGLY. JUST “CHUBBY” AND...”
– Caetie.
love of my life. joy of my joys.
(via carinaavila)
sometimes i have to correct her because she is not politically correct.
“Wanna do it?”
– TOTES ANONYMOUS. but apparently guys, this line works. so you know, try it out sometime
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Dead Prez vs Grizzly Bear-“Two weeks of hip...
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Major Lazer vs. Dirty Projectors-“Hold the...
licky,
if you like that i have oneTWO more songs for you.
just gimme a minute!
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i'm sure that if i could bottle the scent of my...
when i’m cooking, i could seduce men with it.
oh what’s that amazing smell?that’s just what it smells like when i cook.
oh you wanna come over?
i don’t blame you
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one of my top pet peeves:
if you walk walk slow.
i know i walk at an abnormal pace, due to the amazon length of my legs.
but pick up your feet and MOVE.
