animalstalkinginallcaps: WAS I PUTTING AIR QUOTES AROUND THE PHRASE “WATCH A MOVIE”? HOW EMBARRASSING. I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE. MAKES SENSE, THOUGH. WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY ASKING IS IF YOU’D LIKE TO GO TO MY HOUSE AND HAVE SEX UNDER THE PRETENSE OF WATCHING A MOVIE. LET’S BE SERIOUS HERE. TWO ADULTS WHO HAVE HAD A COUPLE BEERS HAVEN’T GONE BACK TO THE HOUSE AND ACTUALLY WATCHED A MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF HOME CINEMA. SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE AND WATCH ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU WHILE A MOVIE IS PLAYING? “in the history of home cinema” This might be my favorite one yet.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WAS I PUTTING AIR QUOTES AROUND THE PHRASE “WATCH A MOVIE”?

HOW EMBARRASSING. I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE.

MAKES SENSE, THOUGH. WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY ASKING IS IF YOU’D LIKE TO GO TO MY HOUSE AND HAVE SEX UNDER THE PRETENSE OF WATCHING A MOVIE. LET’S BE SERIOUS HERE. TWO ADULTS WHO HAVE HAD A COUPLE BEERS HAVEN’T GONE BACK TO THE HOUSE AND ACTUALLY WATCHED A MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF HOME CINEMA.

SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE AND WATCH ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU WHILE A MOVIE IS PLAYING?

“in the history of home cinema”

This might be my favorite one yet.

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    Let’s be serious here…
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    i was discussing this phenomenon just the other day.
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    LOL on so many levels
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    Story of my life … well not really but men you know you pull this trick all the freakin time